Rush and the Grey Fox

Smerd, the Smerdiverse, and all related characters ©2008 Jon Edward Klement

Smerd

I really enjoy your planet. You humans really have a nice little place here.

I must confess, that, at first, when I symbiotically bonded with a human from Earth, I thought this place would be a boring little backwater. Not so! I've had a blast here.

I am especially fond of those little golden snack cakes you mass-produce in such absurd quantities. That's how I came to be out here talking to you, by the way.

Normally, you wouldn't see me. I'd be hidden away in my pocket dimension that all us p'ckit dragons generate in the clothes of our hosts. That's part of our natural defenses since we are so small.

Where's my host, you ask?

She's in school. I know, I know. Don't say it. What is a tiny little guy like me doing out here in the big world? Don't I know the risks? Yes, I know what your government does to strange and alien life forms. I've seen the autopsy videos. Yeesh! Yes, I should wait for school to be out and for my host to help me...but...

I can't help it, you see. We p'ckit dragons have a hoarding instinct just like the big dragons do. And some little pipsqueak of a thief (they'd have to be little to fit into my host's pockets) has stolen my entire supply of snack cakes! How rude! I was down to my last quarter ton.

That's a lot, you say? How big is my pocket dimension?

A p'ckit dragon's dimension grows in size as the dragon ages.

How old am I? (Smerd eyes you suspiciously.)

None of your business. Anyway, I'm out here in St. Louis looking for what's been stolen from me. My hoarding instinct just won't let me wait for my host's classes to be over. I wouldn't want my personal problem to interfere with her education, so I left on my own.

This shouldn't take long. I can take care of myself.

For Winthorpe's Galactic Encyclopedia's entry on p'ckit dragons click here!

Velocity

Girl

Hi! I'm Mary Woods. I'm sixteen. I live with my mother, stepfather, and little brother, Max, in a trailer court in West St. Louis County. Until eighteen months ago, I would have described my life as normal enough, if kind of depressing. Like many young girls, I was very self-conscious about my weight and I lacked confidence, except when it came to my grades. My grades have always kicked butt. As a science geek, I found a semi-satisfying social niche with a small group of cerebral companions. I missed my real Daddy very much. He died when I was ten. I resented my stepfather's efforts (sincere though they were) to form a friendship with me.

Today, nothing in my life is what I would describe as normal. Eighteen months ago, while walking through the trailer court neighborhood, I fainted. A neighbor who had been looking out a window rushed outside to help. When I didn't wake up, an ambulance was called. I woke up the next morning in the hospital to discover that I had lost an amazing eighty pounds of weight in one night!

Although my doctors were baffled, they eventually permitted me to return to school. In the often cruel and superficial world of high school, my new appearance was not an unnoticed minor event. On the outside, I was now a "bombshell", but on the inside, in my mental self-image, I was still the same insecure and overweight fifteen year-old girl I had been before the fainting spell. Years of mental programming and beliefs about one's self-worth do not change overnight. With boys now paying attention to me in ways they had never done before, I was about to learn hard lessons about the feminine mystique. What is truly beautiful compared to what society says is beautiful?

To my amazement, that was not all I was about to learn. Because my grandmother had taken part in genetic manipulation experiments, the recent changes in my physique were accompanied by amazing super-speed powers! Under the tutelage of Xuàn Hú, an older, retired villain who sees a chance to atone for his past by training young heroes, I developed my super-heroine persona, Velocity Girl. Knowing that guns, knives, and bullets are real, Xuàn Hú gave me a choice with his ultimate trump card: "You will obviously do this super-hero thing with or without me. Accept me as your mentor so my training can keep you alive, or I'll tell your parents about your secret identity," he said.

In my latest adventure, I traveled into the depths of outer space, bonded with a p'ckit dragon named Smerd, and brought him back to Earth. Learning to live as the host of a p'ckit dragon has been yet another big adjustment in my life.

It's a lot to juggle: saving the world from super-villains, getting through school, Xuàn Hú's training, being Smerd's host, finding a college. Even with the help of my little brother, Max, and my step-father, Sam, (who have both recently discovered my secret) will I be able to keep the secret of her double life from my mother, who would totally freak out if she knew her daughter literally dodging bullets no matter how fast she is?

I think Sam's decision to keep my secret was mostly so he could finally cement a real stepfather relationship with me. He paid a high price, though, when I think about it. He's lying to his wife (my mom) and having dishonesty in his marriage. I hope things work out someday when that hits the fan. Will I be able to continue to keep Smerd "on the downlow"? Luckily, he's hidden in his pocket dimension most of the time and holding stock still, pretending to be a toy if he is out in public.

Like I said, I would definitely never describe my life as normal now!

Xuàn Hú

I watch my student move with grace and power through the motions of her kata. Her breathing is slow, controlled, and regular. In the early days, it was hard for her to focus like this. Part of it was just being a Western teenager and part of it was her newly acquired super-speed power.

She has come a long way, and so have I.

Since I have begun training some of the young people with strange powers that are emerging in our population, the nightmares do not come as often. The memories of the faces of those I have killed and the fires of the villages I have ordered to be burned have begun to fade. They will never be completely gone, but they no longer haunt me so. I have begun to make new memories. Good ones.

Velocity Girl completes her exercise and instantly appears in front of me in a burst of super-speed. "How'd I do, Chief?"

"Very well for today. Why don't you go home early?"

"Don't you need help at the art gallery tonight?"

"No. Tonight I'm going for a walk. I have things to think about."

The DGGs

The following excerpt is from Winthorpe's Galactic Encyclopedia:

"...species is commonly known as the diminutive green guys, or DGGs, to differentiate them from little green men. They stand on average ten centimeters tall and have a mass of one hundred to two hundred grams...

...No known linguist has been able to master their language or conduct a successful interview with a representative specimen. They do not mix socially with other races in the galaxy and their motives are unknown. Some unconfirmed reports claim that they are religious pilgrims seeking to awaken long-sleeping gods prophesied to take over the universe and make the galaxy's "bigger" races into the slaves of the DGGs...

...all reported encounters with DGGs indicate that they are extremely rude and anti-social."

Black Lotus

"You want me to look for what? Signs of an alien invasion? You're actually going to pay me money for this? Wasn't there a show on TV about this sort of thing? X-something or other? You've got to be kidding!

"I mean, really. I'm Black Lotus. I studied under Xuàn Hú before he became all weak and goody-goody. I could kill you where you sit right now before you could even blink, no offense to your bodyguards." (Cold smile.)

"Is this some kind of joke? Who put you up to this? Black Lotus, the assassin's assassin, does not go around chasing UFOs for kooky conspiracy theorists, no matter how rich they are or who referred me to them.

"You're paying how much?

"What exactly do you want me to do?"

Name:Amizara

Real Name:Amy Reynolds

Strength:Astounding

Speed: Olympic Athlete

Agility: Incredible

Intellect: Very Bright

Cunning: Average

Tech Skill: Average 21st Century Earth

 

Name:Gronk

Real Name:Gronk

Strength:Fantastic

Speed: Incredible

Agility: Incredible

Intellect: Animal

Cunning: Above Average

Tech Skill: None

Amy Reynolds, unemployed college graduate and single mother, inherited a pair of ancient Atlantean swords, which transform her into Amizara.
 
Mutant ankylosaur from a distant planet. Pet and steed of Null and Voyd.

Names:Null and Voyd

Real Names:Null and Voyd

Strength:Average

Speed:Average

Agility: Incredible

Intellect: Very Bright

Cunning:Incredible

Tech Skill: Typical Galactic Citizen

Twins Null and Voyd were shipwrecked as infants on a planet populated by mutant dinosaurs. They escaped their planet when they discovered Gronk's dimension shifting abilities.

Null's touch drains consciousness and mental life energy.

Voyd has never spoken to anyone's knowledge. His touch drains physical life force, and if not broken in time, death.

   

 


 

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